The evil Cardinal Richelieu (actually his evil identical twin) has plans for total domination, assisted (although not ably) by his evil henchmen Roquefort and Camembert. Can new kid on the block, D'Artagnan, get over his fan-boying of sexy Athos, food obsessed Porthos, and volatile genius Aramis, and help them defeat the Cardinal? Will the King succumb to the Machiavellian overtures of the Cardinal and accuse his Queen of treachery? With giant frogs, meatball muskets, swordfights, true love and some truly terrible dancing, this is a story that really needs to be told!